release stress..
> Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and
> you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
> Ah Kau: $10.
> Teacher: You don't know Maths.
> Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
> Mother: David, come here.
> David: Yes, mum.
> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your
> results are getting worse.
> David: But but but....I will only get my
> report card tomorrow ???
> Mother: I know that, but I'm going to
> Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
> Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
> Father: So?
> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
> If she can't make up her mind, how I know
> the right answer la ???
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear.
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: Same as me la.
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He only became a father when I born la
> !!!
> Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My
> Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you
> copy his?
> Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
> Father: Your teacher says she finds it
> impossible to teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I tell you she's no
> good!
> Teacher: Where were you born?
> Student: Singapore , Sir.
> Teacher: Which part?
> Student: All of me la....
> A boy came home from school with his exam results..
> ' What did you get?' asked his father.
> ' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
> ' What do you mean 'under water'?'
> ' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'
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Marilah kita komen bersama-sama :)